Okay, so someone had to know about this, so I’m nominating all of the blogosphere to have a laugh with me.
My daughter went to climb up in my lap earlier, and as I help her up, I notice this very hard something in her diaper. I’m thinking, Good Lord, what does she have in her diaper?I reach my hand down there to find out and pull out this toy cell phone she got at Christmas. My aunt, knowing my daughter all too well, got her a sparkly purse and loaded it with a wallet, a toy cell phone, a brush, a mirror, and chapstick (which I handily removed and hid, foreseeing a great deal of chapstick all over my house otherwise).
So I pull the phone from her underpants, and give it back to her. This is one of those days were she refuses to wear clothes, so she wears her diaper, and I bump the thermostat up a notch. She takes the phone and promptly stuffs in back in her diaper. Now, one of two scenarios are left here. She’s either going to pee all over the thing and ruin it, or she’s going to plop down and hurt her bottom on it. But she’s not to be convinced right now, so I scoop her up and take her to the bathroom where her daddy is finishing his shower to show him what’s she done.
All this time, I’m trying to convince her that it would be a good idea to remove the phone from her diaper, but alas, she is drawing on paper with a toy cell phone on her bottom. Makes for interesting conversation.
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